This is my little patch of heaven, away from the hustle and bustle of the internet. To any unassuming eye, this page may seem like any run-of-the mill website, but I assure you, it might not be. If you'd like to take a gander at what I've got cooking in this place, then click here to go to the front page. If you're too caught up with your own worries and woes to continue, then that's fine. You're welcome to return here later. Enjoy the page!